How obsessed am I with Arashi? Not really…

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I got this from a side when I was surfing for Arashi details…you can get the whole post here

Here goes nothing!

• you were baited by Jun-kun – oh yes I was! The Jun bait! All of these started with Hana Yori Dango, then followed by Hana Yori Dango 2 and finally, Hana Yori Dango Final and all these, leaded to the search for ‘One Love’ on youtube. Before I know it, I was obsessed with them. First, it was MatsuJun (I really like his feminine features). Then Aiba-chan, seeing how cute he was with animals. I finally settled on Sho-kun, his manly features (as opposed to Jun’s), his brains, his body (gawks!!). My ichiban. Oh-chan is my ni-ban, being so artistic and his voice! It kills me inside when I hear him sing.  I just like Nino’s dramas. I find him too cunning for my liking 😛
• anything over 49kg is “fat” – sigh. Japanese girls are too thin!! I’m reaching there! Wait for me!!
• the best dancer in Johnny’s is Ohno, period – this is one thing I have to agree!!
• you’re forever daydreaming and imagining…about Arashi and you – yeah! they are the reason I start writing again!!
• you save for NatsuCon…the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc – I would love to see one but sigh, their concerts are had to get!
• only true idols get extremely popular after putting stockings over their head, wearing nipples shirts and daisy dukes – only them!!
• you’re envious of the Arashi FC members – duh! They get the best bits!!
• you’re envious of anyone that lives in japan – duh!! I wanna marry a Japanese if I can!!
• every time a new single comes out, you bounce around the room in joy and watch the PV (promotional video) 19074546 times – I’m not that extreme. I tend to be very, very late in getting updated 😛
• despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles – I did only for 5×10…:P
• the first kanji you memorized is 嵐 – “arashi” – nah…I memorised my name first…I was already a Japan lover long before Arashi appeared…:P
• and then the kanji of all the members’ names – again, I don’t…but I did after I memorised Arashi…hey, I can read Chinese, just not sure what they are called in kanji 😛
• when speaking japanese you only know “male” dominates words such as “omae” “umai” “kuse” – sigh, my friends are beginning to find me annoying for yakking in Japanese more of the time
• eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny – this is warui! Oh-chan could really get a diarrhea one day!!
• when someone mentions ‘Bambi’, it’s Sho or Jun that you think of, not the Disney movie – yeah! I no longer remember adorable Bambi the deer!!
• no matter how many times, you always cry when watching Aiba read his letter on 24 hr TV – I cried once…and that was it…><
• you want a pet and his name is Momo – who has a pet named Momo?
• you name things after Arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD – I’m not that obsessed! My bunny’s name is Shirou…just Japanese 😛
• The Sims is a game you started just so you can have characters named after Arashi – I have stopped playing Sims for such a long time.
• the best university in all of Japan is Keio, period – I guessed it is. I actually went and did a check if they had post grad studies cos I thought of doing it there…can you believe me??
• you’ve bought a baby blue DS – if I had one, I think I would never leave it even if Sho-kun strips naked in front of me…
• you didn’t know Jun was the youngest – I thought Nino was at first
• you didn’t know Ohno was the oldest – I though Sho-kun was at first…riida just doesn’t look his age right?
• before Arashi, S&M was disturbing. Now it’s just an everyday part of life – not the sexual part but I like a S type of guy…
• one of the main reasons your computer lives is to download Arashi stuff – in fact, it just finished downloading DnA 40
• you’ve cried after your hard drive crashed – I nearly but lucky I had backup!!
• no matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full – yeah! Although I don’t watch them again after that, I just want to keep them for the sake of keeping them…
• you’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi – I still remember Pei Shan asking, ‘Aren’t you done obsessing about them?’ and I went on yakking about them and how truly I like them…:P
• your friends can put names to faces – they only remember my ichiban cos I keep repeating about him in front of them almost every day.
• when asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said “yes” and pictured one of the members – too bad, I haven’t gone to that extreme yet…daydreaming yes, denying reality no.
• you wish that Johnny’s stuff wouldn’t be so expensive – yeah!! 5 x10 cost me RM200!! That’s 5 times the price of a regular CD here!! Even an uchiwa is RM50!!
• spent it 5 minutes after you vowed this because a new photo album came out – I don’t really chase after goodies 😛
• there is an Arashi photo that you see everyday – on a car, pencil case, wallet, planner… – it’s on my desktop wallpaper…I need to see them everyday or else my day can’t start…
• your cell phone wallpaper is Arashi – nah, it’s my pic…or else I’ll start changing their pics almost everyday…
• your cell phone ring tone is Arashi – my friends can now tell the difference between a ring tone and a message tone because it sounds foreign. Kitto Daijoubu is on now 😛
• Aiba has the best English in all of Japan – I so have to disagree! I just like ‘Big danger’.
• December 24th is not Christmas Eve, it is “Aiba’s Birthday” – it’s my mum’s bday 😛
• when going to karaoke you sing at least 1 Arashi song. AT LEAST. – yes! When now I can read hiragana and they are putting more of their songs!!
• when singing in the car or anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus…unconsciously yea! x3 – I can never remember their furi.
• you’ve been jealous of animals – yes! Especially those that hug Aiba and those that are in photoshoots!!
• you read “asahi” as “arashi” – I drink so I don’t get confused 😛
• the best actor in Japan is Nino, period. In Asia! Period! – Yes!!! My favourite so far is Step Up!!
• short guys is DEFINITELY okay – yes but not too short. Thank god I’m short!! I’m only 152cm so I’m right for all 5 members!!
• guys with bad skin is okay too –make up works right?
• guys skinnier than me, that’s okay too – yes!! Just enjoy my wobbly bits.
• Arashi is the best group, ever. when someone says “captain” or “leader”, the first person you think of is Ohno – yeah…riida!!
• sometimes you hear “Nino” instead of “Nemo” – my ears have not turned deaf on me.
• therefore you buy Nemo things thinking of Nino – my eyesight has yet to go blind.
• Ohno should be a world-renowned artist – true, I have to agree.
• you’ve come to tolerate/love other Johnny’s artists because of Arashi – I still don’t like Kanjani8 😛
• you’ve pulled all-nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports – I need my beauty sleep. So I just wait…impatiently.
• sometimes you wonder if Arashi are idols or comedians or cute little kids – I just love them as the dorkable dorks ever.
• you start off with a favorite Arashi song, but soon after you can’t decide – yeah! But I still love Believe.
• you plan on going to Japan because of Arashi – didn’t I mentioned I wanted to go to Japan to watch a NatsuCon at first?
• you start giggling to yourself after finding something “Japanese” – I’m even trying to turn Japanese!!
• when you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask is whether they know Arashi – no lah! Hazukashi ne!!
• Nino should be a professional song writer – don’t you just like the songs he writes? I like the Fight Song!!
• the only man that can pull off a belly button ring is Sho – on those hunky abs!
• neon-colored suits are completely acceptable for any occassion – not at where I work…
• when someone says “tension” you think “Aiba” – yeah…I even started that word more because of Aiba!!
• your parents know Arashi songs and the members’ name – sigh, they think I’ve gone bonkers.
• gotten into a fight with siblings about Arashi – they think I’ve gone bonkers too.
• have arashi posters but won’t put them up because you’re afraid you’ll ruin them – now you mentioned it, I want one!
• when people pronounces Nino’s name wrong it annoys you – so far, no one around me really knows about him. They just know I like them.
• like to yell out “YEAH!” at the end of things
• like to yell out “DO IT!” as your motivation
• fancams are heaven sent.
• you buy CDs but listen to download versions because you don’t want to open your album copy – that’s what happened to my 5×10
• you wish you could befriend Ohno’s mom – yeah! then I can learn out more about Oh-chan!
• many times you have looked down at their pants and have been pleasantly surprised. Now you can’t stop looking there – especially Oh-chan’s…pervy me.
• you are envious of people like Inoue mao, Suzuki Ann and Ayoi Yu.
• you have gone down the list of “requirements for arashi’s girlfriend/wife” and started to change certain aspects of yourself so you have more points – well, I almost qualify as Sho’s!
• Guys who paint their nails are okay – still not ok with me…
• Don’t mind the fact that the guy owns 100000X more clothes than you – we can share after that!!
• Watching several Japanese variety shows a wekk without understanding any Japanese, just to watch their faces is absolutely normal – I’m learning my Jap, I’m learning!
• You don’t listen to English songs anymore because you listen to Arashi all the time – yeah! My list is only Arashi, Arashi and more Arashi!! But I still listen to the radio when I’m driving 😛
• You get to have a new set of friends (online) because of Arashi – yeah, CatDinga, Indy, Azlina, Lele, Cherrie, Doris!
• The songs you play over and over again in your mp3 is Arashi’s.
• Ordered Skinny Latte coffee takeout from Starbucks so that they can write “SK” on the cup and told them your name’s “Ohmiya” – Haha…I’ve yet to try this.
• Guys who can cross their legs are totally acceptable.
• You watched Gokusen / Kimi Wa Petto / Bambino / Tokyo Tower / Hana Yori Dango 1&2 / etc. just for MatsuJun. Guys kissing / hugging each other / holding hands is no problem now – I think the whole skinship only works with Arashi 😛

So, how obsessed am I? I think I’m still at controllable level. Kekeke…

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